YOUNG I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED

Limbo.......................
What are we?... A question that almost always arises in the infancy of most relationships and at sometimes during times of hardships in already established ones.

This problem in my opinion arises, in how you two agree to began your relationship (I'm using the term "relationship" loosely, I mean any interaction ie, talking, hanging out, friendships, or crankin).

We as men are creatures of consistency. Not so much in our actions but in the actions that we want others to exhibit.
Basically: If we began as crank yankers(fuck buddies) we want to continue that way. Women and some Men (but being that this is a blog about women I won't touch on them) tend to complicate situations by adding unwanted and unnecessary variables to the equation. For example: you and a guy meet, ya'll click get chemistry or whatever. Ya'll then began to talk but establish that ya'll are not together. Everything is copacetic ..... then comes the fuck up. You began to want to be up under him. You want to take trips and shit, and you want him to spend money on you. (Now I can't speak for every guy out there, but I can speak for alot of us. WE DON'T LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON FEMALES WHO ARE NOT BLOOD OR OUR GIRLS.) You maybe even thrown in the ever so popular "baby" or referred to him as your "boo". (Houston we have a problem) You have now thrown a monkey in your situation. Now some guys may drop it (since that's not what they signed up for. Think if you signed up for americorps and they told you that you were goin to war... FUCK THAT), some guys might put up with it because it's better to have pussy even if it's clingy pussy than no pussy at all, and then some guys might pick up on your lead and follow through on some MJ/Pippen type shit. Now we have reached a fork in the road, because ladies ur brains work in a fork type manner (you will either drive left, right, or on the grass). So lets say we go left, ya'll follow down the scottie/jordan path and ya'll continue into the relationship, everything is cool bon. Maybe ya'll turn right, he says he'll pass, and ya'll part ways...... OR maybe you choose to get your ass on the lawn and drive on the grass. On the grass you have the perks of havin your crank yanker/friend or whatever, ur allowed to call him baby/boo/bun, and u still have the freedom of bein single.

NOW LADIES, IF WE CAN'T HAVE OUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO, WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN?

The title of single carries weight and job responsibilities that must be met.
1. You have no beddie you contact on the regular ie, regular late night talks, calls, or even yes even texts.
2. You mingle. Absent of Global Warming there still are plenty of fish out there in the sea, and your job is to go fishing as much as possible.
3. Stack your bread, you have noone to spend it on but yourself, therefore you should only be spending it on yourself.
4. THE ONLY ONE TO CALL YOU BABY IS YOUR MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, OR SOMEOTHER OLD CHICK IN YOUR FAMILY.

Now you grass drivers are violating the sanctity of being single. Functioning in pseudo-relationships are really not acceptable. The problem really doesn't arise until the guy gets hip, and realizes that he's single and as such should be doing his job as well.

Ladies as it comes down to it maybe your confused (don't know what you want, or whatever) but things rarely work the way you want it to when ur behaving in a contradictory manner. (For some of you it works, the majority not at all)

Basically
WHEN YOU PUT A PAPER PLANE TOGETHER THE WRONG WAY, YEA IT MIGHT FLY FOR A LITTLE BIT BUT THAT BITCH IS GONNA CRASH EVENTUALLY, YOU BETTA HOPE IT DOESN'T TURN AROUND AND POKE YOU IN THE EYE