I'm a firm believer that certain things should be omitted in relationships. Now you may find me crazy or whatever, I could careless actually. LADIES KEEP YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY TO YOUR SELF!!!!
Now there's somethin to be said about bein open and up front with your significant other, however as Russ stated in a previous post, Ignorance is bliss. It's not as if we want to pick and choose what aspects of you we learn it's just that, certain particulars are unnecessary.
There are a few questions that we're gonna have about your sexual past:
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Are you a roller (cranker, bopper, fast-ass, hoe, etc)?
3. In the words of Ray J, "Have you smashed the hommie?"
4. Are you burnin? (any STD is applicable here)
All of these can be answered with a simple yes or no. ANY other information is highly unwanted and Not appreciated.
It's neither attractive nor makes us feel any closer to you to kno how many people you've cranked throughout your life, last month, or year.
I think a special note should be made that this isn't a matter of feeling self conscious, jealous, or whatever explanation you can conclude to a man not wanting to hear it. The simple fact is your mouth nolonger becomes attractive after we've found that it's been home to other bammas children, or how some other bamma used to like it.
BASICALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP SLIM
1 comment:
funny yet true bc one dude i used to talk to told me how many females he slept with and messed around with and I was so turned off!!!!! EWWWW all i wanted to know was if you had an STD and if you have children (thats a valid question nowadays) and then he done spilled his guts... and needless to say after that day i stopped liking him lol
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