Tuesday, June 23, 2009

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?

A good friend of mine (shout-out to Avery "Av-O" Green) introduced me to a concept a while back where you can, in a sense, vent.  It's simple and I'm sure you'll pick it up quickly.   I'll say "You know what I hate?" and you the reader will ask back "What you hate?" and then I'll tell you.  Like I said it's quite simple.  So without further ado, readers I present:

You know what I hate?...

... women smoking cloves thinking that its not as bad as a cigarette.

... females with tongue rings who say they don't suck penis.

... a freak in the streets but a lady in the bed.

... a bi-curious girl who isn't down for a threesome.

... a nutless fuck.

... a woman passing open seats on a bus/train and then staring at me wondering why I haven't offered my seat to her yet.

... the radio playing "your song" but you only know the words from your ringtone.

... the granny panties and leggings combination.

... eight months of everyday sex coming to a halt for some God related excuse.

... being rushed to wait for you.

... the girl who can't come hang cause her hair isn't up to par, but you'll see her at the grocery store in the next 25 minutes with "the scarf" wrapping it up.

... the girl walking barefoot in the club cause her feet hurt from the shoes she wore.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know what I hate?

When girls say "the nigga that you're with aint shit"...and her booty stinks.

When guys act like they just fucked the shit out of you and youre staring at the ceiling praying that its over.

When youre on the bus...and some ignorant ass decides to play all the ringtones on their phone.

That you're on the bus because somebody drove your car and didnt fill it back up and it wont freakin start!!!

When people constantly bring a convo about you back to them...every..single...time.

When someone asks you to take them somewhere and says "ill put gas in the tank" just so you say yes and never brings it up again.

When two idiots wont let me post on their blog, because they're scared that I'll take over and start a blog of my own and steal all of their readers!

XIomara OKonkwo said...

lol the commenter is mad funny I like the last one!

XIomara OKonkwo said...

ok so I know why a girl says they don't want to go out and hang with your boys or friends while her hair is not done... basically because she is a representation of what you like and what you expect from a lady. No woman wants to be paraded around thier mans friends looking like a hot ass mess because we ultimately want to look good for you and for ourselves. Now about the leaving the house with a scarf on... that ish is so tacky and dirty and unclean to me and i don't understand it and honestly it should not be done. Its like you left the house un dressed and dirty that is not cute and should never be done. If said woman does wear a scarf she should always wear a hat that completely covers her scarf

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